First class of the semester:
"Hello, this is Media Law & Ethics, in case you're in the wrong room."
[A couple students embarrassedly shuffle out.]
"So we can get to know each other, I'll have you turn to the person next to you and interview them. Then we'll go around the room and introduce our partners to the class!"
Next class:
"Welcome to Nutrition 250. What I'd like to do now is go around the room counter-clockwise starting with you in the back corner, yeah you. I'd like every person to tell the class their name, hometown, major, hobbies and interests, extra-curricular activities, favorite color, ethnicity, relationship status, who kissed you on New Year's Eve, how many CDs you own, your fears, your weaknesses, and one fun fact! Oh, and if you were a food, what food would you be, and why?"
Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
Don't professors ever get tired of that? All you education majors: Do they tell you that icebreaker exercises on the first day are an integral part of the school year? And if so, why can't you switch it up a little bit?
We actually did the "partner introduction" exercise twice, for the first two days of my math class. I wasn't having it, so on the second day I introduced myself. Again. I wasn't going to look around for some kid so I could hear more about how much they "love music" and want to become a psychologist upon graduation. I have a quota for how many silly people I can interact with in classes, and I had reached my limit for the day.
It's annoying, especially when people don't listen. One girl who "interviewed" me stood up and told the class, "Charlotte is a journalism major but she doesn't really want to get into writing." Uggggghh.
Granted, there is only so much one can do on the first couple days of classes, but come on. I'm in my fourth year of college and we're still doing these silly icebreakers that we've been doing since grade school. Maybe it's my own personal apathy, but I commute to school---meaning I drive the 20 minutes to class, take care of business, and get the hell out so I can go to work.
Plus, I can do without the luxury of having everyone on campus know your business and having to listen to drunk frat boys/soccer players/general douchebags have phone conversations like this: "No, bro. Listen, bro. Bro. Bro. I'm telling you, bro. She has huge tits, bro. You can totally fuck her, bro." (You can substitute "brah" for "bro" if you so desire.) I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard, 50 Cent's new album, or Condolleezza Rice. Excuse me if I spelled her name incorrectly.
I guess it doesn't help that I'm only now taking the introductory algebra class that I've put off since 2003, and 97% of the students in that class are freshmen. I haven't done real math since probably about 2001-02. Wish me luck. Numbers are probably the only things in the world that intimidate me.
Post-high school life has been fun for me thus far, though. I went to Northern Illinois University in 2003 and it was one of the best years of my life. I got along with my two roommates, I loved everyone on my floor, and it was great to be away from home. True, I slacked off, wasted money, and was an undeclared major, and yes, I gained weight, but I would never trade that year there for any other experience.
I took a year off, worked at Sam Ash Music, and then went to Harper College for a year with Allie, taking courses in business and marketing both on location and online. Commuting from Pilsen to Palatine three nights a week for three-hour classes was definitely not my cup of tea, but it was always fun and a great way for the two of us to see each other consistently after we both quit Scam Cash. Surprisingly, her and I were at the top of our classes despite our distracting natures, and judgmental attitude toward all the losers in our classes.
At some point during the year, Allie and I were both modeling in a print trade show but for different companies. She was working for Mitsubishi, and the guys she worked with invited us out to a company gathering at the Peninsula downtown. Her and I got all glammed up, acted like fabulous Samantha Jones businesswomen, mingled and drank cocktails with old corporate execs, and got pretty toasted all on Mitsubishi's tab.

At some point in the night I'm pretty sure her and I were wasted and rolling around on the plush carpeted floor of the ladies' room, literally. I vaguely recall a woman walking in while we're spread-eagle on the floor and not caring. Oh, to be young and idiotic.
One of the big honcho men got us a cab
After some time passed and I had done my share of experimentation in different fields, I realized I really wanted to be a writer---and as far removed from Corporate America as possible. Therefore majoring in business was not for me.
I've had quite the adventures in my college days, but enough is enough. I finally lucked out enough to find a school that suits me well, education-wise, so I'm just gonna git 'er done and git' out.
As I said above, I am beyond ready to be done with this school business. First off, I'm not putting all my eggs in one basket here. If I blindly believed that obtaining a piece of paper that says "Charlotte has received a BA in journalism" on it would be my ONLY edge on becoming a reporter for Fox News or the Tribune, I would be a fool. And of course that's the last thing in the world I would want to do.


Anyway.
Secondly, I feel like I've been doing this forever. I'm in my fourth year, will graduate after five, and by that time it will have been six years after I finished high school. Bleh.
Third, what I really want to do does not depend on whether a degree, but it helps. Some courses I take will obviously help me "hone my skills" and put me in a higher income "bracket" if I so chose to take some corporate job, but I'm not looking to be a news reporter or go into teaching or graphic design---and I don't need to wait until graduation to take steps toward my career path of choice.
So maybe you can understand my jaded outlook on this whole higher education thing. I know I'm still young and have no reason to be so hasty. I know people years older than me that have graduated from college, but not much has changed over the course of their lives. Same goes for some people who never went to school. I also know a couple people with well-paying jobs, but their careers are completely unrelated to their college majors. I know people in their thirties working toward bachelor's degrees.
It's unnecessary for me to be anxious, but working in restaurants and bartending gets old kind of fast...even though I do enjoy some aspects of the hospitality industry. And I believe I'm on the right track working with Sue Storm...if she ever decides to fly back home with the Angels...which will be never.
I really believe timing is everything. Not very many things happen for people without considerable effort, so I'll take the speed bumps in stride and trust that my muffler system falling out of my car will build more character in the long run. Ha! Literally.
The function of this universe is not to make us happy and give us fair, favorable outcomes. It takes that positive energy from the individual to become something bigger, despite circumstances. Someday you'll see my name in bookstores. I've been talking to people in the publishing industry and I'm hearing that the direction I've been taking is really in demand these days.
Until then, I'll be hitting the $150 textbooks...and telling classmates that are four years my junior about Kelly from Highland Park who loves shopping, drives a Lexus, and might major in either photography or theatre.
